Okay, okay I'm sure you would much rather read about my ever shrinking breasts, but I couldn't resist discussing the most ridiculous ad campaign I've ever laid eyes on!It's Diet Coke's new ad campaign which I happened to spot on the side of a bus going through lovely downtown Birmingham. It was a photo of a can of Diet Coke inside a coffee sleeve with the words, "Good Morning" above it. Upon laying eyes on this I was outraged! So much so that I almost felt compelled to cover my daughter's eyes.
As it turns out there are seven different posters, each one featuring the "iconistic" can of Diet Coke in a new way. The first one is the one I just mentioned, the second one suggests that it's a peaceful, soothing drink to take before a challenging yoga class, the third is entitled "Three Hour Meeting" and shows three cans of Diet Coke ready to be consumed during that high pressure work situation, the last one I don't even get. It shows the same can with the words, "Sparkling or Sparkling on top". Here is a link to the "Good Morning" ad if you care to see what it looks like.
Do we really need these soda manufacturers giving us ridiculous suggestions on how to poison ourselves at a faster pace? It's one thing to recommend it while you're at a party, but to suggest you drink it upon waking up, at work and at the gym is totally asinine.
I hope that when the soda execs are laughing their way to the bank because they've fooled some more people into thinking it's okay to drink pop all day long, that they don't trip on hundreds of millions of unwarned, innocent, afflicted consumers across the broad face of planet earth that have died from aspartame poisoning.
By the way, the reason Diet Coke floats is not because of its density and blah blah blah, it's because it's poison I tell you! Not to mention, if you're trying to keep your girly figure it will most definitely increase your appetite!
And with that I must go, but I will wish you good luck. It's a jungle out there!
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